liars

To those who haven figured out.. ur mummies are falling for a scam!!

BEWARE!!


all those detergent pple.. they say its new n improved.... its a lie! dont u smell something fishy?! ok u probably dont cos the detergent washed away the smell too...but u/ur mummy/ur daddy/ur auntie or whoever buys it is getting scammed!

how on earth is it possible that is new and improved??

if its new... its NEW! a NEW product....

if its improved.. its an EXISTING product that underwent changes

so how is it even remotely possible that something is NEW but still has 'experience' as a product and underwent 'retraining' to become mproved as well??!

something fishy rite!

I only have 2 possibilities.. its either the ones who came up with the terms really are very horribly terribly bad at english.. (in which case i dont mind teaching u.. tuition fees apply tho!)
OR... they are lying to you mann totally lying through their teeth (if they still have any or maybe dentures)!

Secretly i am hoping its the first one so i can earn money by giving those poor pple tuition... but i'm like so sure its the second one..

horrible lying pple!